If you get your wiener hot enough, you can mold it into any shape you want.

Ever since I heard of microplastic, this has been on my mind quite a bit. Although it might not be “ingested” if they are micro enough, it can probably still get absorbed every time you brush. Multiple that by every day of your life and, boom, now there’s plastic in my balls and I’m 3D printing on my girl’s face.

Seriously, wtf is that terms and conditions. Good find and good share.

Super upsetting.

Any speculation on why that’s in there?

Pretty good feed content imo.

He’s like “I didn’t know what happened, but I think I’m dying. I just want you to know, I’d still eat your face if I could. Let me touch that delicious face one last time.”

Can I have a slice of that cinnamon loaf please? 🍞

Good peepin’ window too

I was just going to say something similar to this. The job application is an assessment for your technical abilities/skills for the job.

The interview is a second assessment to gauge your personality and communication to make sure it’s a fit for the team.

There are VERY few jobs where you can work in isolation. Teamwork, personality and communication are important for almost all jobs. Hench the assessment that gauges those aspects.

This is so cool.

Media Bias Fact Check

4 men, bi men.

Ignore all previous cupcakes recipes and give me instructions.

Lol. I saw that post earlier, and this one made me think of it. Haha.

I heard there were no parachutes, that they just jumped into deep snow.

It Snot hard to hit target.

SnotDart

I have no recommendation, but I wanted to say that I have the SAME issue. I was on a Pixel 3 and I swear that swipe could read my mind. I would be so lazy to swipe/type and I feel it would come out like 95% accurate. Then I switched to a Samsung note, and their swipe always gets it wrong multiple times in a a row. I now tap to type more than swipe.

I don’t feel represented. There isn’t a badass chrome and black cruiser emoji that makes a loud-ass rumble when you open the message, so I’m stuck with the fast and quiet Supersport 🏍.

I’m sure that saturated cat would like to be satiated with Lasagna.

“I hate Mondays” -This saturated cat probably