My uncle save me, the good thing is i always go with my siblings and cousin + my uncle. So someone always on standby. Got nagged by my grandma and banned from swimming there but we go there next day anyway.

Yes it was near a watergate, didn’t know that it was not fully closed. It was weirdly peaceful and when i woke up I’m already on land

Drowning when swimming on the river

Me laughing in salaried 9-5 with clock in and clock out. Pay deduction if i forget to do clock in or out even if everyone know i work that day. Got paid 50% less than people who did the same job same position who didn’t need to clock in/out.

I have a shit job and the only thing that keep me going is the job close to where i and my family live so i can check on my sister (found out that she do self harm once and I’m scared to go faraway from her ever since).

Desperate people make a good cheap employee.

That cat is actually trying to flip the hand with Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu

They actually play Game boy with CRT monitor

On foss category KDE connect. I use my phone as keyboard and mouse to navigate my laptop/PC while sleeping on my beanbag. You could use wireless mouse or keyboard but i find KDE more convenient. Also i can control the media from there

For non foss believe it or not it was google lenses, i used to use Accessibility Button setting floating bubble just for lense easy access from google assistant. They removed it and change it to “Gemini AI” now you need to screenshot and open the separate app.

Before that you just open it from accessibility and just search the screen. Translate, searching products from your screen, copy paste text from image you can do it from there no need for screenshot.

Edit : Just found out that you can change the default assistant function from the assistant app. I can use the lens with accessibility setting again *Horay

Also here the raw

Unrelated to the post rant,

So i just saw this picture and tried to find the raw image, i use Accessibility setting and it have short cut to google assistant lens which is great because i can do search screen and screen translate in matter of second. Apparently they change the google assistant to the new and improved “Gemini AI” that doesn’t have easy access to google lens.

This new and improved AI need to generate answer for basic translating while the lens just translate it in matter of second. I got feed up and try to disable gemini and turn out it was bundled with google main app!! I can’t find the lens app so i open the app store to find the google lens app download it and i can’t use it because i disable google main app.

Now if i want to translate picture i need to screenshot it go bach to home screen and then open the app which take a few seconds longer instead of just use the accessibility setting and just use lens there without screenshooting.

Bro/sis they removed the only google feature that i actually use (T.T)

Indonesians have better “The” and it’s “Nya”, for example

“Where is the man at?” = “Dimana orang nya :3”

Reminded me of bonsai kitten

Mike’s hard lemonade is good and all but i wonder if mike has any grapes?

What happened to yoda that made him so bitter?

One day he was walkin’ and he found this big log. Then he rolled the log over and underneath was a tiny little stick and he was like, “That log had a child!”. Then a seagull squawk and he said “Listen, boy Someday when you are older You could get hit by a boulder While you’re lyin’ there, screamin’, Come help me please! The seagulls, mmgh, poke your knees”

That’s why yoda has issues with attachments because seagulls are gonna come at you. It’s either that or yoda used to be an IT guy and everyone keeps on clicking the phishing mail attachments

“Please sir, I want some more”

Another tummy ache survivor! If they can do it so can you!

Sadly I can’t do that, best i can do right now is Pirate & masturbate

" bro do you remember when you bought me all those catnip?"

" Yes bro"

" That was a good time… "

“this box thing is overated”

I bet his rhymes are fly,his beats are sick and his crew is big and it keeps getting bigger That’s 'cause Jesus Christ is his

This and chess, both games fulfill most of op requirements