This is a troll, or somebody so rude that they would give a passive aggressive answer like that. Either way it is worthy of being ignored.

Ah! I was wondering how such a seemingly simple hose had a corner on the market. Apparently it’s not a simple hose at all!

Watch out every company I deal with. Even my utilities can’t give me an answer of where the extra fees are going.

If I am a small business and I advertise one price and sell it for another. It’s called bait and switch and it’s illegal. If you’re a big company, they have to write special rules for you I guess.