My mom loves this song and tries to sing it all sexy and its so cringe that I feel my soul leave my body

I’m not an experienced DM, but am experienced player. Just started DMing a campaign for a group of new/relatively new players and it’s incredible. They’re having a blast and getting so into it. I’ve only DM’d a few times before, so this is my first time running a full campaign. A couple know just enough to help the others with basic gameplay and I help with mechanics and stuff if need be. They’re not problematic at all and actually have a very good party dynamic going. Can’t wait to see how they progress.

I’m okay with not giving someone with disabilities and inheritance if it’ll fuck with any government money they’re getting for their disabilities. You have to handle money in that kind of situation very carefully. My mom is my life insurance beneficiary or whatever it’s called, but the money would be going to my sister. My sister is intellectually and physically disabled and cannot work. My parents handle her finances so she doesn’t lose her disability income, so my mom would be in charge of keeping that money for my sister and using it appropriately. When I make a will, most, if not all, of my shit (my house, car, etc) will go to my mom legally, but my mom knows my sister is the intended recipient and would help figure shit out.

People love a martyr. Our man Luigi has become one, and it’s exactly what the cause has needed.

I thought that I’d die of cancer because that’s my zodiac sign and nobody could convince me otherwise.

I had an incredibly aggressiveale duck that would come after me all the time. He was big, like 20lbs at least, and I’d kick him in the chest with the side ofy foot when he came at me all angry like. His chest was the meatiest part of him, so I wasn’t worried about damaging him with kinda wimpy kicks. Bastard became soup real quickly, though. Overly aggressive birds in my flock don’t get the privilege of being pets.

I donate to my local food bank. I worked in their hydroponics garden a few years ago and saw how much work goes into providing food for the needy. They need all the help they can get.

I also donate time and energy and a bit of money on a specific horse at the stables I volunteer at. She’s an old mare with an owner who doesn’t give a shit about her. Nobody really does anything with her other than me and another person, and that other person only lets her out to graze. I exercise the horse, groom her, give her lots of attention, and I got her a winter blanket recently.

My golden doodle loves spilling my coffee. I can’t leave it unattended anywhere in the house because she’s a parkour master when she wants something

I got rid of all my yarn one day last year because I was overwhelmed. Haven’t gotten any since but I really want to get back into knitting/crocheting. I’m afraid I’ll just end up with way too much again

Lentils and beans, baybeee

I miss r/summonsign and whatever the one for elden ring was. From Soft co-op is the best part of their games.

He was almost blind, had severe brain damage, stomach issues, and a heart murmur that turned into congestive heart failure. He was born with these issues and his mom abandoned him. A former neighbor begged me to take him in because the shelters in our area wanted to kill him because he weighed less than 1 pound. I carried him around with me for a week to make sure he got fed enough and was doing well enough to be left alone.

Despite his issues, he was so lovable and good. He did like to pull pranks every so often.

He liked to steal slices of pizza, eat the cheese off of it, then leave the soggy slice where he knew I’d step on it.

He’d also smack me on the butt and run away.

He liked to wear bowties and would show everyone how dapper he looked.

His best friend was a wild cat bird. He and the bird would meow at each other through the window.

His fur changed colors and length drastically three times and we have no idea why.

He thought he was great at hiding, but he couldn’t see, so he’d be in plain sight and we’d all be like, “where’s jynxy? He is such a good hider!” And then he’d jump at use and meow like, “here I am!”

He knew his heart medicine was important and would remind me when it was medicine time.

Lil dude was my whole world. He died 2 years ago but I still cry like once a month over him.

Thanks! I blasted my way through the main quest in preparation for 1999. Now I’m just working on getting my MR up and good frames and weapons built. My friends are so much farther along than me and they are a huge help. My fave part of the game, by far, is the fashion

My friends got me into Warframe about 6 months ago. We play together almost every night. We are so excited for the 1999 update.

I’ve decided to start going back to the range and practicing with my pistol again. Considering getting a concealed carry permit just in case things get bad enough where I feel I’ll need to defend myself while out and about. I don’t think things will get that bad, but better safe than sorry, right?

One of my best friends is a martial arts instructor and she said she’ll give me free self defense classes. I’m small and weak, so I need every advantage I can get.

Omg thank you!

Love this excuse to share a pic of the most beloved member of my flock. Antonio. When he is raising ducklings, we call him Big Papa Tony

My route to where I volunteer at keeps getting blocked at night by construction. Guess they decided night time was the best time to repave the roads? There is the same amount of traffic at both times

Omfg that’s amazing

Yes lol. I named my other dog Rosie after the lady who runs the camp bar.