His hair looks like my un trimmed pubes.

Measly 40 dollars.

He’s got a real just off the teet look of innocence with the heart of a demon.

I turn up the heat then throw water. It boils and cleanup with paper towel. Use tongs.

If you give live coding tests you’re a moron. Here’s why. Not all but many of us coders are autistic or highly functional autistic and our brain shuts down in high stress social situations with someone watching over you. Plus whiteboarding when I never fucking whiteboard anything. But get us alone in a room with a task and we’ll whip your ass.

My last boss pulled this on me. I almost didn’t get the job. Then I told him to assign me any project as homework. Overnight I produced a program that blew them all away. Got hired.

Shocker. Russia 2.0 in America. Nice job voters.

I just assumed they would not want what we produce and just have the planet.

You’re very accustomed to your world and don’t want any discontinuity. Change is depressing because it reveals the impermanence of everything where rather pretend like it isn’t. Thats my reason :)