Worrying that every unexpected pain in your body will be cancer.

After a particular sports event a number of years ago, it was noted that reports of spousal abuse increased significantly that night. This is very sad.

I can’t think of many minors who would be able to afford a game, so it’ll be the parents buying it anyway.

Alan Sugar needs to teach this lot some basics of selling.

Life is sad, and there are fewer options, when you drink decaf. It’s all I can get at work, while the big, sophiscated coffee machine, with all it’s flashy buttons, is dedicated to grinding life giving caffeinated beans to the masses.