Careful where you get your files from, I’m suspicious that many of them are tracked by the feds.

I mean what was the 90’s?

Market rates would be a lot lower if people weren’t allowed to speculate on housing.

Just tired of people being willfully ignorant

Does “an offspring” sound better? A “progeny”!?

If you can’t deduct that they mean HIS child then I’m sorry but you’re why disinformation is so effective.

I bet a couple dead goons would convince the rest to find safer employment. They do that job because they know there’s very little risk protecting some rich asshole

So glad for you to have properly functioning bowels. You’re among the lucky ones and should just be grateful and shut the fuck up

Feeding all the kids costs LESS in most cases than the administrative cost to determining eligibility, and doesn’t put any (less) stigma on those who choose to accept it. Our school district does free lunch for any student, any grade, throughout the summer. I think making as little a deal about it as possible is a dignity thing. Let people have help without hoops to jump through or a societal perception of shame.

Drunk trumpeting is a special joy

Hahaha welcome to rural living for sure! Ive had a couple early camping mornings because I didn’t know how close the loggers would be. It’s nice to get started on chores earlier as you can, but I do try to be mindful of gas tools before 8.

One of my neighbors must be invested in a couple different ammunition companies and trying to inflate their stock the way they shoot. All day Sunday sometimes.

Trade offs for living in the woods.

Unblur NSFW, but on desktop

Thank you so much

Can I come visit and mow your lawn? Are you on Hokkaido?

Well, it does, kinda, but not in the way they think it does.

“Ahh no see, you wanted entomology man, which coincidentally means study of bugs”

Hey, at least internal combustion engines are useful for something

Oh yah, play with mein bells

What’s his issue? Give him something tangential.

Big drinker? Cheapest bottle opener or a nip of his favorite sauce.

Angry asshole? Get him a therapy ball.

The biggest thing my condescending asshole stepdad taught me was “Kill them with kindness”. If you’re kind in a backhanded way, it’ll piss them off and you can feign innocence.

Personally I’d give him a box of dogshit

Sadie is my cats name too!

Let them have cake forks then