I could gladly listen to a song 5000 times, but when Spotify stops shuffling my playlist and plays the same 15 songs on repeat every day for a month I start to notice and get a little bothered! Don’t get me started on enhanced shuffle, either

It’s alright now, thanks for the suggestion though! The provider was just having awful outages

I actually had starlink a while back, the latency was worse than my 5G/4G box so I didn’t stick with it

You didn’t ring the bell yet, they need the stimulus first obviously

I live up on a mountain but I get 4G and 5G service, so my Internet is one of those 5G boxes. It’s usually pretty fast, but recently it’s been chugging along (luckily only for a handful of minutes at a time before going back to normal for a while)

Yeah but only about 20 seconds

Latency in my life is CRAZY

My Internet is so slow right now that this picture took like 20 seconds to finally appear

The chortle when I finally saw it was absolutely worth it

I don’t think there are that many ads, even if there were you could easily get rid of them by buying my cool Lemmy adblock that uses AI to recognize clever product placement and cover it up with a picture of dirt!

I made the mistake of taking the lady who can’t walk and had to be given a piggy back ride through THE WRONG WAY past the escaped convicts on the Humvee, and haven’t played since

I still want to go back though, I know I can make it through again.

I’m American and always thank the staff pretty much no matter where I am, I don’t think I get puzzled looks

Maybe it was the location (I’m in Tennessee, for example) or your accent (assuming you have an Australian accent)

“we found your fingerprints on the body”

Yeah I may have reached my hand inside and felt around a little my bad

They tried making SpeedScript but big programming decided it was too fast for its time and shut it down

Do you think you’ll get a real life achievement if you can collect them all?

Kidneymon is what I’m calling this concept

Hey! As a person who used to use reddit but got tired of how terrible it was then moved to the first Lemmy instance I could find, I… Agree? I’m not really sure.

I’ve noticed the weird formatting stuff when people try to spoiler mark stuff but it’s not marked at all, what’s the other strange formatting it fails at?

Also still waiting for swiping a post away to show the previous page instead of a black void but that’s super minor! Otherwise I really like Sync

I can kill a mosquito by clapping my hands

The pig would probably think I’m petting it or something

Edit: for the record I mean no ill will, I just thought it was funny to say because well, mosquitos are tiny!

What’s up Stevfen!

YES

Don’t forget “getting 1 response to your comment”!

That’s so punkmanteau

I had a laptop a while back with a fingerprint scanner that would work for one day, then stop working completely. I reinstalled the drivers, and it would work for a day and then stop again. I eventually gave up using the fingerprint scanner until I “upgraded” the laptop to Windows 11, and it worked again. No idea if it still works, since I rarely use that laptop now

You could either have the world’s worst luck, or you are genuinely cursed

Alternatively, you keep spilling coffee on your devices and going into a blind fit of cleaning rage that blocks out the memory of the original coffee spill