Ioughttamow

Set a timer? Whether you ignore it or not is another issue, but I was more likely to stick to rest times with a timer than without

Go back to your caves of steel

Exterminate! Exterminate!

Anything can be a salty snack if you try hard enough. I’ve made some… abominations

Well yeah, conservatives couldn’t find a joke if it had oil in it

Monroe doctrine intensifies

I tend to wear anything made from wool for a week or so before laundering. Anything else I tend to wash after one wear

Based on your attitude, you shouldn’t have any issues for long with people taking up your time

Poor business choice, you’ll always be in the red

Choosy moms choose GIF

I think you need to drink cranberry juice to make it better