Ininewcrow

The only keys I would ever notice being moved are ‘F’ and ‘J’ … because they have that little nub to let your fingers know where to place your hands … but even then, I usually just move my finger placement left or right until I find the right setup anyway.

Always loved the description for people who use the keyboard and still visually look for the keys …

SEARCH AND DESTROY

Same here … loved the app when it was active with Reddit … then followed the developer to Lemmy … disappointed that they abandoned it

Switched over to Summit and fully enjoying it on both my accounts on Lemmy and Piefed

When they find Santa Wan Kenobi

This reminds me of one of my favourite memories this time of year - walking the streets of Lisbon, Portugal with my wife. We didn’t have much money (we never did) but it was always fun to travel to new places in the world and to explore it as much as we could. It was December, cold, wet, miserable which is why we were there … it’s the cheapest time of year to travel because no one wants to go somewhere where the weather is not so great. But on those cold walks at night, they have street vendors selling roasted chestnuts … we couldn’t believe it. We had only read about stuff like that and it was the most cozy feeling to huddle in the drafty cold while eating a warm handful of freshly roasted chestnuts next to the hot fire of the cart.

My work here is done :)

I remember reading once that world wide, all the ants on the planet weigh collectively more than all the elephants put together on the planet.

I’ve got a mechanical device that will shake the ants out … I’ll just crank it up to 10,000 rpm so I can get my ants fast and be on my way … let me just adjust the carburetor so I pull start the engine to get started … HOLD STILL!!!

Hi! … (then awkwardly standing by for the next two hours as the snail slowly moves away)

lol … thanks … I too have now found my spirit animal

More like

… do you have a pile that you see every day but never touch

or more like

… do you have a pile

I’ve given up on having expectations of other people.

I’ve decided to just be nice to everyone no matter the circumstance or reaction. If you don’t want to be nice or polite … screw you.

If you want to be unkind, negative or rude … I’m going away from you as fast as possible … and if I can’t avoid you, I’m giving you an earful of how I feel about your stinking guts

Or if its in your basement on a concrete floor … the sounds of a drunken brawl happening downstairs.

Love spells can usually be cast with alcohol … lots of alcohol

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can cast even more powerful spells with meth