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People may have also switched some years retroactively. I definitely said two thousand ten back then, but would say twenty ten now.

For my anniversary dinner last night I wore a cute green sweater and sweatpants and my wife was like, wtf are you doing it’s 104F out.

Anyways, dress for the weather you want not the weather you have.

It looks like the average is 11 PTO days a year according to Forbes, with nearly a third of employees getting zero. I myself get 24 days a year with it going up to 29 in about a year. That said I’m terrified of being effed over by layoffs so I’ve been hoarding them like a dragon for the payout, which is arguably way way worse than having a nice federal minimum of PTO days.

Monty Python, being a comedy troupe, consists of humans, which are a type of animal ;)

In published media it’s getting really frustrating to find articles that seem like honest reviews. The NYT did an article on toaster recommendations and they praised one for having something like a 3 year warranty because “toasters aren’t known for their longevity.”

I have a coworker who swears by it, particularly for C development.

I assumed the meme referred to all the interviews being done at CPAC right now.

We, a Christian nation, should instead teach Church Numerals like GOD INTENDED! (/s)

Albany identity is not Albany expression

• A bidet attachment.
• For me, an under-the-sink trash can that hands on the cabinet door has been a huge QoL improvement.
• A back scratcher.
• Much more situational, but our back gate has a padlock that was originally different from our house keys. Kwikset actually sells “programmable” padlocks so now it is the same key as our front door, which makes life a tad easier.
• A computer mouse that fits my hands.
• Enough phone and laptop chargers to not have to constantly go to another room to grab one.

One of the people emailed could potentially report the suspicious behavior, especially if one gets burned by the made up sports advice.

I have one of those. I spent most of my life confused why when I scratched my left ear, it made a waxy feeling in my throat and made a horrible smell, but nothing like that happened with my right ear. After I got married, my wife asked if she could “pop the pimple on my ear”, and she squeezed around that sinus and it oozed this horrible white goo.