The Burger King

We need that connection to your brain in order to $urvive.

I think their point is that Microsoft literally had all the information they needed to prevent this from happening and they just didn’t because they were incompetent or some other human reason that had nothing to do with server capacity or or a missing Ethernet cable. There was nothing “unknown” here.

Scaling to meet demand is literally their job. Supposedly best, which is why they have been awarded military contracts.

They lost situational awareness, or they never had it.

Did you seriously just try to invoke correlation as causation? There couldn’t ba ANY other causes that you can think of? Anything?

Doc Severinson

America would have elected Oprah in a heartbeat.

The problem was thumbing the scale for wet rags who don’t lead and can’t inspire.

This is certainly what they want you to think.

The fact is that “both sides” (sorry) are selling a pill for doom. The fire meme above is whatever Trumps latest scary/dumb thing he said, or it’s 40 network cameras focused on a 100 SqYd patch of a city that wants to be on the news.

It’s whatever will mobilize you to donate, click, watch, buy, and yes, vote.

We only got the fire meme because we don’t understand fire.

Yeah, even I know when to get out of the Jacuzzi

I always tell myself I am reading minds when I read inside parentheses

A Ryan Gosling appearance today is enough to warrant $5 for 5 layers.