I think I lost this analogy. What are the condiments in this metaphor?

My reflex tears burn my eyes like pepper spray

God damn it’s been so long since I’ve heard anyone say that name

Okay noob question here, but how the fuck do I actually buy things? I fly to the anomaly and there’s no vendors, I fly to the space station and as far as I can tell no vendors. I want to buy oxygen, sodium, basics like that, on top of space ship parts but the most I can find is a small terminal on a mostly deserted planet that sells like four things and buys almost nothing.

That’s new enough for me, considering I’ve probably forgot most of the content since I played this what, ten years ago? More? God damn I was a kid when this came out and now I’m nearly 30

I think that’s the game for you. My friends and I like to hang out, search for treasure, solve puzzles, and work together to bring down ghost ships. We don’t have any interest in sinking a real players ship, or running from a group of teenagers shouting slurs at us while they try to sink ours.

It’s a fun game when I don’t encounter anyone, but I spend most of my time just outrunning other players trying to kill me for almost no loot

Didn’t they say different biomes in the trailer?

If I had to guess it’d be the danger of that thing snapping and hitting your cat in the face

If you don’t mind my asking, why do you think you hated it so much? Just hate the way it looks on you specifically?

No, I didn’t mean to say Google did that. Not like Google is a great company, but I’m saying there was a scare a bit ago from the emulator publishers themselves when that happened. At least I thought that’s why aesthersx got taken down, and I thought I remembered others as well. Obviously people seem to disagree

Except they’ve been pulled recently after the Nintendo fiasco

Is it 2016 again? If so I want to warn someone

Everyone should provide free entertainment for me and never expect to make a living wage off of it /s

That’s a lie isn’t it

Either way works for me. I just want to see more of that loin cloth

Fake cats have no place here 😡

/s

Don’t you need like. 4xxx GPU to run it? I think it said my 3060 wasn’t good enough

If I ever found one of my students put pictures of me online to make fun of my outfit I’d be devastated

Ain’t gonna be a MK9