Alternative to no nut November being over. At least that’s what I assumed given the context clues (date posted, “dec 1st” reference, etc).

Buddy you just ACED no nut November

Alternatively OP may be getting bottom surgery congrats

She throws it back up and I’m like well well well if it isn’t the fake grass

And when she goes to eat it if I catch her I do yell “HEY that’s PLASTIC” 😂 but she’s kind of an idiot sometimes

My cat often succeeds in eating the fake grass

That’s penne 😭