Buy him kerbal space program then ask why he hasn’t landed on jool yet when he starts talking about Minecraft.

No reason? How do you think those plates get made?

You have nipples, don’t you?

Skip your mouth and just shovel it directly into your gullet

OSRS was in the $4 per month range for me when I played it when it wasn’t OS. I never got it.

The ghost in my house was getting mad for some reason and shutting off my lights for too long. I went poking around in the wires and couldn’t find anything so I “accidentally” shorted a main. Apparently a 15kw copper flashbang was enough to scare it away. Lights stopped flickering and turning off and I didn’t change anything.

Java feels like McDonald’s and python feels like a grocery store.

Rust feels like a femboi hooters where they offer IVs you don’t think they’re qualified to administer.

Consider having a drug induced manic episode.

This isn’t supposed to be 2meirl4meirl

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Best I can do are imitation crab sticks with cream cheese in a tortilla.

vv uncomfortable kitty

I showed you my belly plz respond

I was wondering why I can remember buying jello, but not consuming it.

I’m always erect

Need to let more hunters inside you to shoot their shot

My brain just assumes everything is trauma and doesn’t store anything

sry I was busy thinking about how nobody liek me

The fuck did you just say?

hi

Polyurethane, a pretty common plastic, which is usually in a volatile solvent but can also be water based. Its very cheap and easy to apply. It adds new material to the surface every time and is often pretty thick. Oil soaks into wood and doesn’t protect the surface from mechanical damage. Its also expensive and difficult to apply. The low spots are where the decades of plastic have chipped away revealing the original wood. If you got a sample from the high spots you could count the layers like rings in the wood and figure out when the put the bench in.