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There’s a reason the constitution included the 1st amendment

I did this and when he’d talk I acted like I didn’t hear him. Worked for me

I grew up on that shit

All the girls i said “yes, it’s taken” are all relieved

And we’ll never hear of it again

“Look to the cookie…”

Is that better? That fuckfacescara is more competent than the Twinkie

Careful, you’ll summon him

His whole presidency is a grift

Vanity

We should have broke off with the south when we had the chance. But, no. We tried to play fair.

Jfc

Good news is we don’t have much time left

Ah, all electric but still gaslighting I see

Hope this includes gyms like planet fitness

It’s probably as boring as there’s a dog farm in your area and that person prefers to breed them (for whatever their reason may be)

Edit: I say that as a dog owner that doesn’t see many in my area and found a 6 month old corgi at a shelter because someone bought it from a local dog farm…

Classic free speech move

44 billion, dude…

I remember there was actually a scientific article written about this. If I recall, it’s something about your brain/subconscious knowing that you are close to a toilet