“Get this fucking nuance away from me. ASS!”

I think my whole report card the entire time i was in elementary was NEEDS TO APPLY HIMSELF MORE.

But, how else are you supposed to know that THEY’RE enlightened and superior, if they don’t loudly proclaim it at every given opportunity? Hmmmm?!

October 3. The one after the sun implodes.

“Hey! Didja know she has an ass! We here at Rockstar aren’t sure you’re aware she’s got cakes, so we thought you’d like to know! ASS!”

saved you a click.

This isn’t uplifting news; this is straight propaganda.

“Why do we even HAVE that Gungan?!?!1?”

Fuckin’ A.

That movie is one of the best sources for quotes.

“This little girl survived … with no weapons and no training. Right?”

“That’s great! WHY DON’T WE PUT HER IN CHARGE?!?”

…a couch!

I think it’s true that any conservative is part of the party cause they are repressed.

Every conservative i know personally is ultra repressed, so at least anecdotally, this tracks.

Fuck. I actually lol’d. Ya got me.

T-pose to assert dominance

Where’d you learn to negotiate like that?

Nice hat.

Dang, that’s crazy. Join me next week to see me react to another crazy video!

“I hope you’re free for about a month, man!”

Polkadot.

If you say so.

Ah yes. You must be the common clay of the new west.

I don’t see a MS-13 hand shoved firmly up Trump’s ass, so…