FreshLight

I’m in physical pain right now.

I’m sorry, I can’t resist:

*sheep

To hold that many leashes you need quite a lot of grip strength

Depending on where you live, your friend might be eligible for using public transportation completely for free with a special id. It is also possible that their job security is going through the roof. One needs to be tested first, though and from what you wrote about them, I’d suggest that you or another person close to them escort them to a clinic. This way they don’t get lost and can get help speaking with the personell when the instructions or other information get too complicated for them.

Why the long face?

Push it back in, then. Easy peasy

My guess is that money overwrites dignity in some cases.

Sure seems like it.

In case anyone is wondering:

The artist is Princess Hinghoi.

I think that this couldn’t be any funnier.

*Your

Enjoy your diarrhea and (assuming you have male genitalia) your hiding dick.

Also: Vanille schmeckt mir am besten.

I hate how accurate this is

Guys, I saw the Millennium Flamingo and now this. I really hope that this is becoming a trend.

It just seems like the next logical step, just like carcinisation.

Ah yes, poo vs poo vs eoo

Spontan fällt mir nichts ein, was mir egaler sein könnte. Solange sich eine Bezeichnung nicht alle 10 Jahre ändert, ist alles gut. Ein bisschen ankommen muss ein Wort im Sprachgebrauch schließlich auch erstmal.

Neben mir sind zwei Schrebergärtenparzellen. Die Leute haben richtig Probleme vernünftig etwas anzubauen ohne jeden Tag zu wässern. Dazu dann noch der nächtliche Frost, bei schon knospenden Fruchtbäumen lässt den Ertrag dieses Jahr wohl gering ausfallen lassen…

Based on absolutely nothing, I feel like it isn’t…

I struggle finding good OSs with my Fairphone 5. For now I just removed all Gapps

If not friend…