The batteries go in the other hole.

In case of Steam.

With GOG I get an actual license key & terms that state my ownership.

GOG is the only big option if you want to own the games you purchase.

Of all the souls I have encountered in my travels, theirs was the most … trekian.

Money enthusiast dumbass.

It was a headline that generated engagements, which means revenue, so no, def not axing it, people just can’t find out it was false for a certain amount of time has passed (a few days).

The AI works according to their prime directive, which is m-m-m-money.

Mounting yourself on those balls at the wall?

Toucha tha butta

Yes, exactly.

It’s messed up, it’s just not a schedule when you can’t form habits.

Yeah, same.
Should I wait for more rainy days?

Wait, is this within unix surrealism universe?

Anyways, my trusty usb cable wired to a 9" nail in my forehead can interact and even fix most drivers.

Tumbleweed (common)

Just a weed, a rolling shrubbery, non-evil.

Rofl, I did have this random shower-though before

My grandparents (now 90+) didn’t care much when I would change their distro, they are currently on Tumbleweed (just bcs thats what I decided to run on everyones computer I’m asked to maintain).

I would keep their general experience about the same for their use case (same desktop/desktop dock shortcuts, same browser ofc).

But yeah, Fedora (def Silverblue) or wherever you are familiar with.
(Lol, I never actually tried Mint myself, but that too - like a modern Ubuntu alternative)

No think,
only consume.

We will welcome hackers!!
Heroes we will need but won’t deserve.

Megacorps will stream constant ads directly to your brainhole & cause pain if you don’t consume enough - even a rickroll will be a big improvement from the dystopian reality.

A tragedy of about 2 dead billionaires?

Bcs 20 is plenty.
Most companies would comfortably survive doubling their wage costs. And the ones that wouldn’t could still just live with a lower production.

To go to Mastodon?
…
To go to Mastodon, right??