Neon lights, noble prize, when the mirror speaks, the reflection lies

Well ya see, everything is super fucked, so I drink too much

Ehh, it’s probably becauseI I drink too much, because everything’s super fucked

Same, and ironically I own a Kia,

I gotta keep my toilet lid closed, or my boy will balance like an acrobat on the seat to get some of that lovely sewer water.

How many tickles does it take to get to the orgasam of a butthole…?

Bill gates putting microchips in the water to turn the birds suicidal

“This is America”

Our club is bigger, its that their club requires the exploitation of ours, the second we stand up, they send the class traitors after us.

Romaina, Slovenia, ohh I wanna take ya

To Serbia, Montenegro, baby why do we go

To Bosnia, Croatia, why do we just make it

Down to Kosovo, they’ll shoot you fast and you’ll bleed out slow, thats how I wanna go

Get shot in Kosovo!

You, what do you own the world? How do you own disorder? Disorder!

Haha! Take that round earthers!

What?

Oh that’s layered!

Today’s best favorite animal is;

Hedgedehogada

Leave ot to Jack to make anything sound good!

It’s B, the more money we have the less power they have over us.

They’re so obsessed with buying up as much land as possible, I say we send them hurtling toward it from space, so they can become one with that which they love so much!

Gotta go shopping after work today!

What’s this, what’s this!