I went to an Indian place once and asked the waiter to make my food spicy. It was kinda medium-spicy, and when the waiter asked if it was spicy enough, I–stupid white boy I am–said no. He took the dish back to the kitchen. He returned a little later with the chef. They both watched me take a bite and regret my decision. Through the tears, I told them the Spice was just right. They laughed.
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Risa@startrek.website•You haven't really experienced snow white and the seven worfs until you've seen it in the original KlingonEnglish
15·2 years agoI am NOT a Sneezy man!
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Risa@startrek.website•I just think Quark forcing a closed-mouth smile is great.English
3·2 years agoExcept for that sex-change episode. Say what you will about Move Along Home, Profit and Lace is the worst episode of DS9, imo
Ah yes, the Stewie Griffin solution
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Risa@startrek.website•DS9 was the most sexually explicit star trek of them all.English
24·2 years agoCensors in the 90s were obviously MUCH more concerned about portraying the love between two consenting adults who had been married in a previous life than they were about a sentient puddle of goo that can make himself look like he’s dressed.
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Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•What's smth you feel most guilty about doing in a relationship? Current or past relationship.English
26·2 years agoStaying with her even though she was abusive. Having kids with her. Then finally getting up the courage to get myself out but not being able to take the kids with me.
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Risa@startrek.website•A reminder that the Beastie Boys are cannon in the trek universe.English
3·2 years agoHonestly, I thought that’s where the joke was going.
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Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•What's a great but uncommon comedy movie we should watch?English
402·2 years agoClue. One of Tim Curry’s finest performances. Madeline Kahn’s, too.
Joke’s on you. I’m in dark mode all the time.
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Risa@startrek.website•Jumanji: The Final FrontierEnglish
17·2 years agoEveryone in this thread is talking about Beverly or Jean-Luc, but I’m all about the less-imposing Worf.
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Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•What's something that you were surprised to find out a lot of people hate?English
16·2 years agoIt has a 49% audience score on Rotten Tomatoes, so about half of people seem to agree with you.
As a stand-alone film, it is probably fine. As an entry in the Ghostbusters franchise, I did not enjoy the film.
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Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•If an alien civilization were to visit Earth, what movie would you pick to show them in order to give them a summary of what mankind is all about?English
1·2 years agoIndependence Day. Just run away, alien dudes! The xenophobia isn’t worth it!
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Risa@startrek.website•::slurping noises::English
1·2 years agoI don’t really know what you’re referring to or if you’re being serious, but if you are being serious, then I’ll just say it relates to Lower Decks episode 4x02.
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Risa@startrek.website•Dr Julian "Stop Screaming" BashirEnglish
0·2 years agoDisney did it right with the freaking porgs when Episode VIII dropped. Those things were everywhere
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Risa@startrek.website•Dr Julian "Stop Screaming" BashirEnglish
2·2 years agoI just want to know what Paramount executive OK’d this episode but didn’t then immediately begin production on moopsy-related items to purchase. I need a moopsy plush!
Good. Can you either delete the kid in the middle or make the random ponytail attach correctly to the kid in the foreground?
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Risa@startrek.website•Where every hologram knows your nameEnglish
1·2 years agoWorf.
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Risa@startrek.website•I'm gay and offer my servicesEnglish
0·2 years agoIt’s a faaaaaaaake
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Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•What's with telling YEARLY salaries?English
1·2 years agoThat was funnier than it should have been

IIRC there are only 2 states that don’t abide by Daylight Saving Time: Arizona & Hawaii