I though it was Vientiane for a second. It isn’t : they don’t have tall buildings there.

Little story about Vientiane and cats: there’s a old lady that feeds the street cats twice a day, at 8 am and 5 pm. Like clockwork, about 20 cats show up 15 min before those times and just wait for her. It looks a lot like the picture, only with a lot more cats. Moral of the story: cats can precisely tell the time.

You can’t have managed democracy without a few tiny orbital strike mishaps, everybody knows that.

According to my history books, all the wars that were ever fought were won by the good guys. What are the odds of that? Isn’t that great?

-Norm MacDonald

Close but not quite. John Connor’s foster mom.

Everybody remembers Ripley, but Aliens was a solid gender equality movie… filmed way back in 1986. Remember Vasquez and Ferro? Totally believable, flawed and likeable badasses. I find today’s characters to be way too perfect to be believable. Wonder Woman is a good example. I find her annoying.

Brawndo’s got what humans crave. It’s got electrolytes!