The Claims Adjuster Abides.

NO! Warrior EMPEROR! of the galactic empire! (very space opera!)

Oh yes! Talk to him about MULTILEVEL MARKETING! Hell, OP might even be able to sell him garbage and make some money on the side if he’s stupid and desperate enough!!!

someone should endeavor to make The Most Political Game In The World by simply having no white male characters in it at all.

barbara streissand has taught them nothing apparently

“all violence inflicted on Palestine by Israel is self defense” is only true on opposite day and is only as true as the corollary because turnabout is fair play.

i get up so early people call it “late” and go to bed in the afternoon.

“get ready to hear the most relatable banjo song of your entire life.”

got your ‘time to eat’ alarm set to vibrate eh

there are some things in life you don’t skimp on, it’s either all or nothing.

your toilet paper, your mattress, the power supply for your computer, and any medical device you require to live on a daily basis, for instance.

i will go into debt for my glasses if i have to, because if i’m stuck with them every moment i’m awake, i cannot survive if it’s a miserable experience the whole time.

RIP Thurston Waffles

he was too good and pure for our hideous broken world.

gotta go for those extremely high refractive index exotic polymer composite lenses

my glasses get hella fuckin thick when they need to be made of regular glass too >_>;;;

it’s a starch-based polymer, isn’t it? it will be readily metabolized by the various ubiquitous species populating our biosphere. i suppose it’s a good thing. possibly the only microplastic that doesn’t suck

They mistakenly believe that by pulling the lever they are complicit in the trolley. That by interacting with the trolley on the trolley’s terms, they are consenting to the trolley’s actions.

I used to believe that too once… Once.

I was disabused of that notion before 2012, but sadly not enough people were.

and as awful as trump is, he wasn’t even the worst part of his campaign or his administration. Metaphorically speaking, America voted a rabid feral jackal, but what’s really gonna fuck us are the fleas hiding in its mangy, matted, filthy coat and the parasites teeming in its guts.

1. Tim Walz.

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That’s about it. Looks like I only needed one finger. Dang.

Someone’s got to do something about these fucking chicken shit publishers. I think it’s time for the industry to move on without them. Everything can be self published now. We have the technology.

I somehow managed to condition myself into thinking of gay as a complement term. People I hung out with in high school used to call things “straight” derogatively. Something was straight if it was boring, bland, predictable, superficially performative in a conformist manner, etc.

We’re all at least a little gay 💜

“We need as many golden parachutes prepared as possible, people! This shit is going DOWN!”