Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism it’s just the opposite.

Gending Machine

“If elected, I will stop all those other sheep from crossing the border and stealing your food!”

Who’s Steve Jobs?

One day I’m going to play an asexual bard, just to subvert expectations.

Rocs fall, everyone dies

That only creates bland food.

Put them in your shopping bag and sort it out later.

Which one?

Bec de corbin?

I cured my back pain with squats and deadlifts.

Baldur’s Gate 3 explains it best (NSFW): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MW846h6FyU4#t=20215s

I’ve always said that druids have the most horny potential.

That’s why I married a zealot barbarian.