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No. You have to go into the water first to learn how to relax and float. Then you can learn a good technique.

In the immortal words of Mike Tyson, “everyone has a plan until they get punched in the face.”

No matter how much you study, landing in the water will change everything.

Everyone’s brain is wired differently.

And you’ll get to meet some people who enjoy what you like! Win/win!

Check with the local parks department. There are nature hikes that teach people about the local biology.

Joke.

My buddy had gotten a job in a posh part of town. He told me that one of the unexpected benefits was that every woman he saw was dressed to impress with perfect hair, makeup, and clothing.

“Joe, you gotta get over this sick fetish you have for women who bathe every day.”

Do yourself a favor. Spend Christmas through New Year’s in the town you’re planning on moving to first.

Best wishes.

It doesn’t matter, because what I enjoyed might sound terrible to you.

Like I said, two different jobs will have a similar skill set, and the book gives you a long list of all types of jobs. It even breaks them down by how much education you need.

“Snake Pliskin? I thought he was dead.”

In the script, the author says that the fight between Inigo and Wesley is the second greatest fight in the history of the movies. The final fight is supposed to be the best ever.

From ‘DC Cab.’

The cabbies are looking for Bruce Lee. Fianlly one spots a drive-in movie showing a movie and the cabbie reports, “I see that Kung-fu mother fucker.”

In the TV version it’s “I see that Kung-fu Master Fighter.”

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Get this book. “Discover What You Are Best At” by Linda Gail. It’s a series of self tests that gauge what skills you already have, and then lists the jobs that use those skills. For example, a hair dresser and a nurse both need good social skills and good dexterity; two totally different jobs with a similar skillset.

I spent my whole life thinking I’d never find a job I actually liked, then I got the book and it led me to a career I enjoyed and got a decent salary.