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Opposite here. Though I am not diagnosed.

I hear everything, aaaand it goes in and I can fathom most of the things going in even at the most inappropriate times…
During sexy times with the wife I hear a floorboard creak and it can put me off entirely. Was it the house settling. A burglar!??!! Maybe the dog, it’s the dog. No, the dogs are in the living room. BURGLAR. No, it’s just a creak. What was I doing again.

During my mother’s funeral after her doing of a horrible bout of cancer and I’m devastated about it…but I hear a bird tweet outside and I am now thinking about which bird it was and why it was tweeting.

At the cinema and the guy 5 rows back opens up a packet of m&m’s and I’m more totally taken out of the movie that I was engrossed in.

Middle of a conversation with the wife in a pub and that table over there are taking about their upcoming holiday, whilst that table over there can’t work out how to use the salt and pepper mills…no, sorry, they’ve worked it out. No, he’s got it upside down. Now the lids feel off. What was you saying, dear?

No idea if it’s ADHD or I’m just (un?)lucky to have an overhearing superpower.

WdJcg?I8i!Snnk>:D

You expect to retire? Ooooh, fancy!

It’s obviously concentrating intently.
Source: 😋

Can they be called parents when they don’t seem to want to do much parenting?

I have watched that movie once, at the cinema, and this character is the reason for that.
I found him so unnecessarily loud and annoying that I just can’t watch it again.
If the film is on TV I start watching it again, and I enjoy it, until he comes on and starts shouting and that’s it, I’m done.

(I was on Reddit for years so I understand that I’m not actually allowed to have this opinion so, everyone, downvote away. However it will still not make me like him.)

They could just point the orange torpaedo of rape at a mirror then say, “Look, hers histories biggest, hugest, most tremendous golden dumbbell” and that may be enough to convince the obese imbecile.

You can’t say fucking on the internet!! Edit your comment!!

They play the accordion!!

It’s really cold here if, you know 👉👈, anyone wants to give me a red panda…?

That’s Lego hair.

I would hope not.
However, let’s face it, any company that has a rich CEO probably needs a quick visit to ascertain boundaries and behaviours.

“Child Rapist Invites Rapist of Child Prostitutes to Whitehouse”… is a more fitting headline.

I’m unsure if I am, so what does that mean?

Fair point. She does want people to think she does it, though, which makes her a piece of shit.

Firstly, she does it because she’s a piece of shit.

Secondly, if it was about survival, like you suggest, then why is she calling it a passive income in such a gloating casual fashion?
Passive income, at least to me, means secondary and unnecessary.

Thirdly, she’s a piece of shit.

Good idea.
On an unrelated note, {grabs knife}, where do you live exactly?