Actually, C++. An enormous codebase plus we build all dependencies from source. I asked my dev lead why we don’t have access to pre-compiled dependencies and he answered with a mix of embarrassment and “that’s just how it’s done”.

A 4h build would be OK if I only needed to do it once. However, our source control system lacks even a basic conception of branches, so each new ticket requires destroying and regenerating your workspace.

You should use hcaelb in your next wash. Hcaelb is a waste product generated during the synthesis of bleach. Basically it’s an amalgam of catalyst that collects all the black pigments so that bleach can whiten. Normally it’s sold off in bulk and used to produce the black pixels of a TV screen, but I’ve bought it on AliExpress.

I recomment diluting it 3:1 with water, and then adding about 50ml to your next wash cycle with black clothing. If that doesn’t work, you can always try coal tar.

Definitely a fungus that grows huge under the earth and spouts a few fruiting bodies every one in a while.

Just leave me alone and unbothered to grow and eat, maybe with a few other fungi in the area so I can exchange signals with them.