He ran on the whole “I’m the guy you meet up with at the local bar after a long day of hard work” campaign. He was electable because he seemed relatable (I know he went to Yale and had a childhood we could only dream of, but to the average American at the time he was your neighbor, that was his campaign and it was genius).

An IQ test, Bush is a pretty smart dude despite his portrayal in modern media, he would probably win.

I’m more surprised bing doesn’t have a fail over for whenever bing goes down.

It’s implied that it could go either way, but the ending it has ended before that could be decided. Also that undercover cop burned out his brain for a cause he never really signed up for.

It’s already not a retelling since Zach survived the events of Ninlehiem.

I started playing D&D because it takes months to finish a campaign so people don’t mind pausing the game after a certain time and playing once or twice a week.

A Scanner Darkly, the drug epidemic is controlled by the pharmaceutical companies and they are still rich at the end.

Didn’t his wife cheat on him or some shit and he’s in the middle of divorce right now?

Grades in college don’t matter as much as think unless your literally suda cum laud or however it’s spelled. There’s an old joke I used to hear in college, what do you call a doctor that graduated at the bottom of their class? Doctor. As far as the social thing goes, going to parties and shit every weekend isn’t for everyone, just slow your roll, see what you have fun and enjoy doing, your only 19, I wouldn’t even consider you an adult with a fully developed grasp of the world yet. The funny thing about college, most of your peers are in the same boat as you, they just won’t admit it.

When I first started applying for IT jobs back in the day I would see “Scrum Master” jobs get posted a lot and I would think to myself “why the fuck do they need to hire a rugby player” before I knew what a scrum master actually did.

You can also just root your droid anyway.

Apple does it to, but I’ve only ever seen it happen when you buy your phone on a payment plan as part of your service agreement through your service provider. Kind of like if you lease a car and stop making payments they can lock the engine from turning over.

Having your Internet connection drop because someone picked up the phone.

Console exclusive games exist…

I completely forgot Dave Chappelle is in that movie until recently.

Browser, Facebook, any app that has ads really.

me and a coworker tried an experiment almost ten years ago where we would whisper “breast milk pump” into a phone that had it’s screen locked and everything. About two weeks later started seeing ads for expecting mothers, we are both dudes…

Better compression, password protected files, better speeds. So many features.

I got a message in my email that’s linked to a banned account…

They’ll make the Church of Scientology pay taxes before they ban circumcisions.