They had a hilarious patent where they tried to copyright, “Player on moving platform jumps and keeps moving” in Tears of the Kingdom. Mf’s tried to copyright physics.

Watch out, Big Shrink has a lot of influence on this website.

Brown nose? That’s just business.

Randy should release it a day early.

Chicken Jockey!!11!1!1!!11!1!1!1!1!1!1

First one was a lot of fun

“Pay $60 to learn that the Joycon uses magnets”

Bravo Nintenbros

You just wanted to make fun of me

AI :(

Yeah downvote them for saying the Nintendo Switch 3 should be a cube.

Edit: Darn.

I’m bringing one of these to the next family BBQ

I don’t think a second strike will be as effective as the first. The Brutalist won a few Oscars and admitted to using AI.

You’ve never seen Kraven the Hunter and it shows.

It also released a Naughty Pack of more mature games though considering most players like to make the basic games rude, it’s unclear how popular these have been.

The Naughty pack was disappointing. 3 okay games for $20. 2 of them were games we’ve seen before. For $30 you could grab Party Pack 7 which is infinitely better.

Nintendo fans are professional slop consumers. These are the same people who complain about Pokémon every year then proceed to buy 2 copies of the newest game.

Once again gamers are the true oppressed class.

The year is 2037. Monster Hunter Tree Storm releases. The game is a static PNG that wiggles menacingly. It makes $8 billion dollars.

Most self-aware European

Edit: Well shit

Bloober sounds like a fake streaming service.

Yeah as a racist I now have no idea what insult to use