For me with this ADD, a lot, honestly. But, if you’ve ever tried your hand at breeding in Ark, you kinda understand what is like to be a CPA in tax season.

There’s a gas station north of Austin TX in Round Rock that has Buddha Burgers. Absolutely, hands down the best burgers I’ve ever had, fast food or otherwise.

“I’m just trying to monetize human suffering. Am i a bad person?”

Actually no, you’re not “bad.” You’ve gone so far past bad that bad is just a dot on the horizon in your rearview mirror.

In further news, Nintendo has announced it’s intentions to sue Nintendo over trademark violations.

I once feel asleep, standing up, at a Static X concert. 12 straight hours of drinking will have that effect…

In 2007, my big companies that i adored were: Bethesda, Bungie, Bioware and Rockstar. They’ve all gone the way of the dodo as far as I’m concerned nowadays.

“Nobody wants a Pink Vader…”

Inb4 “the whole Outer Rim is AmErIcA” group.

three raccoons tumble out of a trench coat

Source? “Trust me bro,” the leading source on the Internet. Also, you gonna eat that trash?

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I’m a people. You don’t speak for me.

But Taffy, aren’t you worried about the Vug…?

I’m actually here to just find out where i can get my own demi-dog…?

So, Nintendo vs Meta in the next copyright/TM infringement case? “Let them fight.”

If you don’t understand the difference between a boss and a tradesman that you called, then I’m out. Either you’re too dense to understand, which would make explaining a waste of time, OR you’re just sealioning, as i suspect, which would make explaining a waste of time.

And you call a different plumber.

Wanna get high…?

It has beautiful alcoves, i hear.

“If you can’t stand the heat, go put your tiny balls in the freezer!”

-Catalina, GTA San Andreas

Also a big fan of C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!

Yes, Gorgonzola, u can haz cheezbrgr.

I was gonna say Albuquerque, because of the name itself, the weird Al song and Breaking Bad, but Roswell is way tinier.