Had to keep suggesting them until we landed on a shortlist of names she hasn’t yelled out in frustration. She was a teacher.

Well he didn’t go to cat college for years to be called MR Panko

In my head canon, this cat is a rich aunt from a Wes Anderson movie named Tabitha Covingtess. Her role would be understated but pivotal and she would steal every scene.

This joke is so terrible it qualifies as a salt.

Please tell us how to get there 🙏

That’s my purse!

Thanks, I love her.

“ While most gnomes die of the horrific effects of the Bleaching in a long and drawn-out process, some are able to reach a stable plateau and exist in its emotional void. ”

I feel personally attacked

Inebriated Pale Anglos