Sweet cat

Art Vandalay knows how to wheel and deal

Bu-bu-but you didn’t think of my investors!

wut

There were some theories about volcanism and other events that changed the environment enough to cause their decline, but from what I remember, most of those were proposed before we found the Yucatán crater.

Yeah that’s rarely the only trait someone has that I find objectionable. Homophobia tends to come in a cluster with other shithead opinions

Must have been rejected for propaganda because every single person in this photo looks miserable.

Yeah, humanity has a dark side that comes out whenever we feel mildly threatened. It’ll never stop.

English is inconsistent, and my arguments are too, but I know I’m right and will die on this hill.

Gift without the t is obviously pronounced jiff

The only thing that can prevent a good orphan from being crushed is a bad orphan with a… wait what?

Well, they’ve only killed 1% of Gazans, surely that’s not enough to worry about their intentions!

Plenty of Americans will tell you the Civil War was about freedom. The question is whose freedom they care about.

Drone strike, send in a team to collect it before it can heal if it survives, lock it in a metal box and drop it in the Mariana trench.

When the fork I use for lunch and throw away will outlast my civilization, I’m very much ok with destroying that technology.

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