This isn’t Uplifting News until they win.

I did once but he started dragging his ass all over the carpets.

I wish my Branch Manager worked this hard.

Sentenced to 5 years, out in one for excellent behaviour. I agree.

Feline Resources actually.

Needs to be kept above 70degC so heating could be costly. Other than that it’s safer than refridgeration as that only slows growth whereas keeping it hot prevents any growth at all.

and yet, if I turn my head the ‘wrong way’ in bed I’m debilitated for days.

They have it really bad over there. My understanding is most European countries would laugh at Canadian labour law, but Canada laughs at the US’s.

Depends on the Province I think. Where I’m at you’re entitled to 30 min off (unpaid) within the first 5 hours, and another within 8 if you’re working longer than 8 hours. 15 min breaks are not mandated except that if the company gives you them they must be paid.

also, it is the most distant point on the surface of the Earth

I’m having a difficult time reconciling this with the fact the Earth is an oblate spheroid. I feel like there is a small semicircle on the ‘far’ side where the distance is marginally farther due to the wider vs tall dimensions.

I downvote it to lower it in the comment rankings. Acknowledging that it is imperfect, I still like it because it gives a clue as to whether I should verify the article elsewhere. It’s not there to be the final arbiter on what truth is and I think any mod that treats it as such is woefully mistaken.

This is straight up horrible. LOL, party goes on a mission to obtain a cure for petrification to save a bunch of statues only to discover that they are all a bunch of corpses because the villain is just that big of an asshole.

I hate DMing for players smarter than me 🤬🤗

But… how do you kill that which has no life?

o7

It’s like this for all TTRPGs. Someone always be tryin to game the system. 😎

Yes you are. You’re intentionally abusing a weakness in English language (present and future tense are often written the same way so must be inferred by context) to assume something clearly not intended by the 2 sentences considered holistically.

It’s a funny joke. +1, but, ain’t no DM takin dis Hail Mary from a player seriously. 😂

If the creature dies it can be restored to life only by means of…

You’re misreading the language. It is present-tense, not future.

A disintegrated creature and everything it is wearing and carrying, except magic items, are reduced to a pile of fine gray dust. The creature can be restored to life only by means of a true resurrection or a wish spell.

Why would you need to be “restored to life” if you weren’t dead?