We needs it, must have the precious! They stole it from us, sneaky little Jedises, wicked, tricksy, false!

floating astronaut with pistol always has been

Open season on the tasty meat creatures

It’s one of those “shithole” states he doesn’t acknowledge

Maybe they tranqed the ostrich?

My research concludes that the only way the Ginger and Boots could have fucked an ostrich is if it was a dead ostrich.

This happened to me in 2017 in Mario Odyssey purchased from Walmart, just a single piece of plastic inside of a properly shrink-wrapped case. The return counter said he had seen it many times before already. How has Nintendo not cracked down on their manufacturers allowing this for almost 8 years?

Edit: It would take nothing more than a window in the front case paper to show the game chip inside, not exactly rocket surgery.

Pushes the ship forward obviously

“Have you ever tried simply turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them?”.

-Bender Rodriguez

Also “Not gonna lie…” to start a sentence. Well thank you for that decency?

Arachnids win.

Pretty Patties!

My stray kitten wouldn’t let me cut her claws so I tried the mobile vet. They handed her back to me and said it wasn’t worth the fight, and her sister was free.

That looks awesome! Can’t wait to try it out!

Very functional, good project!

13 months of 28 days with an extra holiday at years end, it works so much cleaner than what we use.

They used the song for an American win at the 2012 London Olympics, as well as “Werewolves of London” for a British win, a song with the line “little old lady got mutilated last night”.

In Virginia, there are only 3 colors for inspection stickers. I figure if you dodge cops for two full years expired you earned that free matching color year.

“Anytime you think I’m being too rough, anytime you think I’m being too tough, anytime you miss-your-mommy, QUIT! You sign your 1240-A, you get your gear, and you take a stroll down washout lane. Do you get me?!” - Eugene Krabs

Play whatever the fuck you want, you don’t need an article to tell you that.

Rent plus a middle finger?