Hey now, let’s not be totally hasty here

… yes Human, please find all the stop signs as well

https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/im-comic-sans-asshole

We switched off of Mayan for project scheduling after 2012 was a bust, no end of the world or anything, just some instability in the simulation… (man egg on my virtual face, I really blew that one)

… oh and they have a Milkshake machine??? How the hell do they rate?? We had to overthrow Guatemala just to get some decent coffee beans

Damnit! We aren’t starting that project till quarter 4!

What??? We already did that one! We did that after weather control and truth serums.

Get back to work Steve. That black hole device isn’t gonna develop itself

Man, I hated the part where you have to walk around balancing a book on your head

In my defense, I was really stoned at the time

Yea! #STOPBOTHATE

This is patrick

There is! Come on in and pick it up!

Lottery numbers and a historical record of the stock market: first, win lottery then invest based on performance

Become a billionaire, then join the oligarchy and use my stock knowledge to bankrupt the rest of the oligarchy

And it’s still a top seller

That’s freaking sick!

I heard we shouldn’t be chasing those

I could see an mmo using it for small random side quest generation where any npc could give you a quest tailored to the character. That kind of stuff would go along way to make big open worlds more “living”

Most reviled CEO hires most reviled “Comedian”

Where did you get this? This is classified!

I’m an experimental branch, try all your kinky stuff here then throw me away