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  • Polish = guarantee ?

    Tommy:
    Let’s think about this for a sec, Ted, why do they put a guarantee on a box? Hmm, very interesting.

    Ted:
    I’m listening.

    Tommy:
    Here’s how I see it. A guy puts a guarantee on the box 'cause he wants you to fell all warm and toasty inside.

    Ted:
    Yeah, makes a man feel good.

    Tommy:
    'Course it does. Ya think if you leave that box under your pillow at night, the Guarantee Fairy might come by and leave a quarter.

    Ted:
    What’s your point?

    Tommy:
    The point is, how do you know the Guarantee Fairy isn’t a crazy glue sniffer? “Building model airplanes” says the little fairy, but we’re not buying it. Next thing you know, there’s money missing off the dresser and your daughter’s knocked up, I seen it a hundred times.

    Ted:
    But why do they put a guarantee on the box then?

    Tommy:
    Because they know all they solda ya was a guaranteed piece of sh*t. That’s all it is. Hey, if you want me to take a dump in a box and mark it guaranteed, I will. I got spare time. But for right now, for your sake, for your daughter’s sake, ya might wanna think about buying a quality item from me.







  • Bluefalcon@discuss.tchncs.detoMemes@lemmy.mlThis is the way
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    10 months ago

    Erwin routinely relocated animals from areas that had high human interaction to conservation or animal refugee. He never used tranquilizes while showing the animals of left alone, were no threat.

    The one that “got him” only got him because he didn’t believe in harming animals and he could have easily survived it.