AzuranAurora

Marvin Grossberg as a cat.

My cat builds himself entire nests out of loose paper he finds laying around. We’ve come home to find him nestled on the middle of the couch on top of sheets of paper, looking very proud of himself.

Can’t do chores right now, learning the history of steam locomotives and how they work is totally more important.

But it was the sound of that specific pothole! How else am I gonna know which pothole is which? Please send help, I’ve been lost in traffic for 4 hours!

Why does she smile like a maniac while doing menial chores?

What did you say?!

That’s not my cats. They both know when someone is hurting emotionally and come over to sit on our lap and comfort us. Not all cats are mean and aloof.

I wear proper safety equipment, including a helmet with a face shield as well as knee and armpads. My scooter is electronically limited in speed so I can’t go any faster than a bike can. No need to worry!

This is exactly why I went for an e-scooter instead of a car. It has enough range to get me anywhere around town and back, it’s fast enough to safely ride on the roads, and above all else it doesn’t require costly refueling, insurance, or a license. I just plug it in and it’s ready to go by the next time I need to use it. It has turn signals, suspension, and a bright enough headlight/taillight to be perfectly suited for nighttime use too.