Nice. NYC tobacco tax is outrageous, so is Washington State.

Pretty typical response these days. “jUsT BaN iT!”

I get nostalgic whenever I smell cigarettes, which is very rare these days.

I never see people smoking in the Puget Sound area. I saw people smoking all over NYC when I was there.

Notice how small his bag is by today’s standards. He must have a lot of coal in there.

Was there a security camera at the murder location?

Yes.

Do we have the footage?

No.

I guess this case is unsolvable. Next!

If I have to price it, I’m going to price it at $1.

Sorry to say, but the average investigation looks absolutely nothing like it does on TV. NYC has 9000 unsolved murder cases right now. So the odds are pretty good that they wouldn’t even look for your killer.

That’s a big one. It seems like a career that used to be enjoyable and rewarding, that is now a nightmare.

MEOW

It’s much better in person for me. The sizing charts don’t tell you how stuff actually fits. Whenever I use measurements and charts, it’s always way tighter than I want. I guess tight clothing is in right now or something. It’ll also look a lot different on you than it does on a professional clothes model with a perfect body, perfect hair, and perfect background setting for the attire. That said, Stitch Fix was a pretty good service for a while. Eventually they laid off a bunch of their designers, and the quality of shipments I was getting decreased enough that I just cancelled. They may have improved again since then, or there may be other services out there that are good. Whatever you sign up for, make sure that you can send the whole order back and not be charged if you don’t like it. A lot of them charge you anyways and tell you that you have to exchange for other items, and that’s BS. They have no motivation to improve your orders when they’re guaranteed your money.

I was genuinely asking. I think it’s incredibly unlikely that tails would fuse together while healing. That sounds impossible, but I’m not a biologist, so I can’t say for sure. I’m almost positive that all reported sightings are exaggerations, just like most fantastical stories of yore.

I’ve found that it’s not great for either if you’re wearing boots with an aggressive sole pattern. What works best for my boots is those hedgehogs with the stiff bristles across their back.

Edit: I realized that my description is probably pretty confusing to anyone who hasn’t seen one before. I’m talking about these:

Hurry up and let me in so I can beg to go out again!

Well, like every other promising cancer treatment I’ve read about, I hope it becomes available to everyone as soon as possible, and that it’s safe and doesn’t lead to I Am Legend.

Wait! It’s a vaccine that you can administer after you already have the condition and it’ll work?!?!

Is the myth of the rat king just an opossum mom moving her babies?

There’s always something that’ll potentially cure cancer, just out of reach. It’s like cold fusion.

I guess you’ve been lucky then. Most people can feel the negative side effects pretty quickly.

How much do you smoke? I smoked a pack per day, and it was obvious within a few years that it was fucking with me. I still had better cardio and fitness than most people I knew, because I was a distance runner, soccer player, martial artist, dirt bike rider, and a bunch of other physical activities that most people don’t do, but it was still obvious that it was impairing me.