AntiOutsideAktion [he/him]

having the table you are irl playing at turning into a mimic and having to roll stats for your irl person in order to continue sounds really fun

Unlike every other time you see an escort like this, the cops are afraid someone’s gonna set him free

What the heck is going on with this reaction

I got a job as a door to door salesman for a year and by the end of it I felt like talking in a way that was both fluid and engaging was my superpower. This is after having such crippling social anxiety that I would often run home and hide. It may be an impractical suggestion, but I would advise you find a structured way to practice where the goal isn’t just talking for its own sake.

Is it a coincidence or did they pick the Mali domain space for that reason? That’s the story I heard

my workdays and weekends are such fundamental code switches that most of the time I don’t even remember what I wanted to do

Bonkers question. Can’t even figure out living on Earth sustainably and you want to talk about doing it without gravity, an atmosphere or an ionosphere?

Wash your clothes?

Better in the last 6 months?

Oh shit I didn’t think of that. (sarcasm)

I gave it a shot and discovered it’s trash. Nothing works.

the joke is no one making memes about the olympics watches them

My great grandmother had a wooden wiiwoo we found cleaning out her attic

who’s laughing?

are we gonna see a polarity flip and just get demolished by solar radiation?

Light beer is good for if maybe I don’t want to get trashed from one beer or rationalize enjoying it warm because you nurse it for 90 minutes

You’re literally a fucking nazi telling us to support a genocide. Go fuck yourself, you literal fucking nazi.

Slice the top into another third for rent