So basically programmers are pornstars?

No, they confiscated them for the copper and tin despite the Hague convention of 1907 where it was decided to not do this during war. Needless to say they didn’t care.

The last one really really sucks

Well it’s more fun than being elsewhere at this party

Or… you could arm wrestle whilst pushing your processed food out of your sewer canal, making good use of that extra force.