Hell Ro got shitcanned from Starfleet TWICE and still ended up a Commander ヾ(⌐■_■)ノ♪

I have a bag of Skippy Peanut Butter Balls lodged in my ass. If I move they won’t be there any more ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Oh man that’s gold…

Never mind, I like her better already!

You just accidentally described most of the companions in Doctor Who…

Isn’t that the one in red?

I’m sorry are we including Dr. Toby “Bodycount” Russell in the good column?

Now I want a Barclay doll, THANKS.

That’s not a good comparison, ain’t nobody can step to The Goblin King.

I remember back when I thought the “Fool- fool me once” thing was the dumbest thing a politician could say. Then things… changed.

Yes he played a couple smaller characters. Also: Michael*

Well now I need Samuel L. Jackson as a Klingon in literally any Star Trek show.

There are 2 answers. Answer 1: remember that Worf episode where he’s moving through quantum realities? That. Answer 2: fuck you.

I know it will get a lot of laughs now, but I unironically love the final song.

In this scene he’s in prison on Asgard. Can you imagine what he’s done just for a cup of Asgardian Battle Juice or whatever they call it?

“Careful, that’s not a load bearing structure!” CRUNCH “It is now.”

Now that’s a deep cut.

Your FACE is another timeline!

“I’m gonna kill that crazy Broccoli!”

It sounds risky, you may find yourself up… Chocolate Creek without a popsicle stick.