God is mildly autistic https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U73LcQMeViI

He’s a chiiiiiiiild molester…

Nothing wrong with dog’s milk https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfI_YUGjqFs

Yea, I meant we don’t tip in Britain as a matter of course but sure if I’ve received excellent service I might. I am a bit of a tight-arse though, not going to lie, so it’s rare.

One more reason I would hate to live in America. In Britain we don’t give tips.

Spooky ladies genitals…

He did. Just of C64 games that didn’t sell well

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5EvdPxLKJ4

Either that or you just don’t like garlic bread. Or both.

Can we all please appreciate the ridiculousness of this stock image? The guy and girl have full plates and glasses and the waitress is holding her closed pad as if she’s about to write something down.

I call AI!

You can do that you know, call AI on stuff. I’m going to do it all the time now.

Microsoft Developer Studio. It’s what Elon Musk uses and he’s a genius.

Anybody would look good with the Troi hair and body

We’ve already done that so you don’t have to

Made it to July. I don’t go out much so not a big surprise. Knew it would happen. Girl I was seeing tested positive but said I could still come over to have sex. Had sex, caught covid. Stayed at home til I tested negative. Totally worth it.

Lol, I’m jealous. Pretty much all public WiFi requires login in the UK.

Ah got ya. I think soldiers have to do something similar here in the UK. But we don’t do it in schools. That’s kind of weird if I’m honest.

It looks pretty pissed off about it too

I have an uncle called Chris Hemsworth. He’s like 65 so I don’t know if he even knows the connection.

Breakfast on weekdays is peanut butter on wholemeal toast. With a huge cup of coffee.

Throughout the day I drink water flavoured by raspberries and blueberries.

Dinner (or lunch to the rest of the English speaking world, I’m from northern England) is a chickpea and mixed vegetable salad I prep for the week on Sunday.

Tea (main evening meal) is normally a pie or something breaded like a Kiev or fish served with chips (chunky fries) and mixed frozen vegetables. Then Greek yoghurt with mashed frozen raspberries and blueberries for dessert.

As a snack most days some digestive biscuits with a cup of tea (what’s normally called breakfast tea).

Saturdays I skip breakfast and have a bacon sandwich for dinner.

Once a month I order a huge calzone for tea on a Saturday (my local takeaway calls it the Monster, it has every kind of meat they serve in it) which I dunk in mayonnaise and pig out on whilst drinking a Doombar. Then I have another Doombar whilst smoking a cigar afterwards. Normally there’s enough calzone left for food the following day.

Ooh, gonna have to try that. I just do peanut butter on wholemeal toast. With a huge cup of coffee.