on the plus side, i now know that if a climate disaster doesn’t do me in, the french revolution 2 electric boogaloo will

No, the company used “appoint some other asshat to do the exact same shit” (or if they hasn’t yet they soon will)

You keep using that word.

I do not think it means what you think it means.

my sibling in christ this is lemmy you don’t need to censor swear words in your posts. see watch: bitch ass shit fuck damn cunt

what nobody likes to talk about is that when an autistic person meets another autistic person who is slightly more annoying than they are, they are exactly as pissed at that person as a neurotypical person would be if not more so

nah, that’s code that does something slightly different every time you run it. that’s a different beast.

ah sweet, code that does something slightly different every time i compile it

americans: “yeah so life sucks over here”
europeans: “lmfao rip bozo holy hell am i glad i’m not you”

your drug dealer wants to lower your debt in exchange for fixing their PC? HELL NO!!!

nuh uh, if i’m getting paid (getting paid in reduced debt is still paid cuz it’s money i was gonna give him anyway) i’ll do whatever

HAHAAA YOU FOOL YOU HAVE ACTIVATED MY INFODUMP I AM AN UNSKIPPABLE CUTSCENE

why does konsi have to be such a gigachad

like is there a single thing she hasn’t already done and excelled at

this is the part of autism that nobody likes to talk about

…why are we making a competitor to libreoffice

You couldn’t use any of the services to find your phone?

GrapheneOS doesn’t come with any preinstalled (doing so would kind of go against the whole privacy ethos), and I hadn’t yet gone through the hassle of setting up an Owntracks server so I could have a third-party one. I tried calling it, but by the time I realized it was missing, it was out of battery.

About a month ago I lost my phone somewhere in my house. I still have not found it.

What really stings is that the thing I was doing with it when I lost it was creating a backup onto a flash drive, which is lost along with it.

Huh. Neat feature. That’s in C# I assume?

hi i know all about rust if you need help wrapping your head around the borrow checker pls don’t hesitate to reach out

ml user

nice try kgb agent /j

The second one isn’t valid syntax in any programming language I’m familiar with. What does it do?

why would you call it anything other than the ternary operator