This is a bit of a hack as it relies on free developer accounts with Apple and Apple still signs the apps. In an ideal world, Apple users should be able to install and run anything they want.

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This makes no sense at all. Steam has regional pricing and often times, games do go on sale.

You sound like a Butter.

Except Siri keeps getting worse every year. In terms of actual usefulness, connectivity issues and plain old voice recognition.