You sure that’s not a whale shark?

Dude’s head is like a blizzard

I try to wash whites alone, but that’s it, and even then I’m not super strict about it. It helps though that probably 90% of my clothes were thrifted, bleeding is mostly a problem with brand-new fabrics

What do you want, a medal?

Food

Actually though, right after new years is about when my seasonal depression turns back into regular depression

Spite

In n outs fries actually taste like packing material. Probably my least favorite fast food fries. The burger was fine, you know for fast food.

That’s a neat idea. A little dial that flares out the shell where the palms are would be pretty sick. Maybe that’s too complicated and heavy to be worth it, but what if it could be adjustable with a screwdriver?

Probably not, it’s a matter of taste. No joke, I think it tastes good and do it all the time

I’ve pretty much been asking for a steam deck without a screen, so if this leak is accurate than I for one am fucking STOKED

People were saying that about the steam deck before it came out. Maybe some people have had issues, but anecdotally I’ve literally never heard one complaint about that from someone who actually used the device. The way the joystick is elevated above the pad your palm really shouldn’t touch it

Suck a lemon. Actually that sounds good maybe I’ll go do that

I’m the idiot who ate the entire package of Warheads in one mouthful on a whim, no peer pressure necessary. Can confirm, everything tasted like battery acid and flour for a few days there

You plebs and your pathetic water-displacing stench. I wear the finest kano kroil

C’mon valve my wallet’s so heavy

Ex-mormon, the canon is that to go to “outer darkness” you need to have perfect faith in god, like you know he exists as you know your dog exists, and still deny him. So practically the only people on earth eligible to go there are those who’ve actually seen him or have been sufficiently convinced by one of his angels or miracles, or otherwise witnessed some heavenly shit like that that sheds all doubt, which is why Hitler probably didn’t go there. Also now that I’m remembering this, the “outer darkness” isn’t really a place, you just get shunned by god (light being a metaphor for god and truth)

Freddie Mercury way ahead of you

I had multiple teachers with this exact poster

What do you mean "you people"?