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When I was a teenager and still on Neopets I was part of a pretty big Star Trek guild and eventually became part of its council, with the solemn duty of creating weekly polls. Well one day I created the poll “Which would win in a fight? Borg Cube or Death Star?”. Naturally, since this was a Star Trek guild, the answer was overwhelmingly “Borg Cube”, but someone did have the rationality to point out we were biased.

So I look up a pretty prominent Star Wars guild and message one of their council and ask them to poll the same question and get back to me in a week. They do, and naturally the fuckin geeks said “Death Star”.

So then I look up a Stargate guild and messaged the lead council member, saying the same thing, and they get back to me almost immediately saying that the Death Star would immediately one-shot a Borg Cube but they would never be able to do it again to another Cube. And I took that wisdom back to my guild and we were mollified, and for one moment the Nerd World was peaceful.

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An image depicting the story of the “Judgment of Solomon”, where Solomon is labelled “stargate fandom”, and the two women are labelled “star trek fandom” and “star wars fandom”. The Star Wars lady is standing grumpily with her hands on her hips, while the Star Trek woman gestures with open arms. Between the two of them, on the floor, is a baby in a wicker basket. Solomon sits over them in judgment.

  • Skull giver@popplesburger.hilciferous.nl
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    9 months ago

    Yes, the shields that regularly get bypassed in star trek through techno babble. Whatever star wars has is one anti chronoton polarity reversal away from being completely ignorable as long as there’s one or more aliens around that form a hyperbolic metaphor of current earth politics.

    Even if the Federation teleporters are relatively weak, the Borg teleporters don’t seem to be affected by shields or any other kind of technology, unless the writers deemed it necessary.

    That’s not to say Star Wars doesn’t have its weird writing, either. Every new movie or publication, the force can do new things, or things it could do before suddenly stop being possible.