• Vent@lemm.ee
    47·
    9 months ago

    Could be worse, mine have started saying “the MVP must be feature complete and 100% bug free” but there’s a 0% chance there’s enough budget for that.

      • LoamImprovement@beehaw.org
        5·
        9 months ago

        The one in the manager’s mind, that also isn’t actually an MVP because sales over-promised and now you have to find a way to deliver.

        • hydroptic@sopuli.xyzOP
          2·
          9 months ago

          Ahh, sales…

          The best sales folks are the ones who promise customers things that are literally impossible (and I do mean literally, eg. promising something that essentially solves the halting problem). Those are always fun to sort out

      • BallsandBayonets@lemmy.world
        3·
        9 months ago

        I can deliver completely bugless. The secret is code that doesn’t do anything, acts the same as code that doesn’t exist.