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You will be assimilated. Reception is at 7pm.
“I don’t think I’m going to be able to make it to the wedding, I know you wanted to get married in Greece, but that’s too far for me to—”
“Resistance is futile.”
I fucking love this place
What is the customary wedding gift for a Borg marriage?
Biological and technological distinctiveness.
They’re registered at Ikea.
Oh yeah, I guess I always skip that section
An ice cube tray. Eh? Eh? I’ll see myself out.
A new species to assimilate.
A regeneration chamber.
Existence, as you know it, is over.
Just imagining Picard dicking down a whole Borg cube
I do every single night. Only way I can sleep anymore. I don’t count sheep. I count Bonked Borg.
The REAL Picard Maneuver
