• Agent641@lemmy.world
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    10 days ago

    Brain wants to shut down and not execute? Well let’s make a motherfucking day of it then, no more voluntary muscle control, I’ll let this bitch flop and slither right off the sofa til we bang our head on the coffee table.

    Usually shocks the system back into action for a minute, during which I am de Captain now.

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      9 days ago

      Ooh, this one is interesting! Sounds like a reboot. “Have you tried turning yourself off and on again?”

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      9 days ago

      Problem is i would fall asleep from the lack of sleep i get from… not doing stuff and instead staying up late…

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        9 days ago

        Ahh I’ve found my people. One rule for me that worked is ‘no trying after 6pm’. At anything. But what you really truly need are stims. They make you eat tasks for breakfast