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minus-squarebackalleycoyote@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkarrow-up9·5 days agoMe: Puts on my finest clothes. Doctor: “Take those off and put on this paper smock that exposes your ass. Also, all the surfaces and my instruments are cold.”
Me: Puts on my finest clothes.
Doctor: “Take those off and put on this paper smock that exposes your ass. Also, all the surfaces and my instruments are cold.”